There are three types of single people in this world-
the realistic ones:
I'll probably never get a boyfriend/girlfriend because I'm too ugly and unsocial.
the confident ones:
I'll get a boyfriend/girlfriend one day. I just need to wait for the right person to come along.
Me:
I'm pretty much the hottest person on this planet. Guys don't date me because they will be burned by my awesomeness and hotness.
