146-more random quotes

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THE QUOTES R BACK

"yo, person a. whys your toothbrush on the ceiling?"

"PULL THE TRIGGER, PERSON B. ITS JUST A WATER GUN"

"hELP THERES A TOASTER IN MY BED-oh wait its person b oops i think i woke them up"

"WHAT IS LOVE BB DONT HURT ME oh sorry person a did i wake you up"

"man, i love you more than cheese!"

"...did you just pick up that entire tree"

"would you like some iLLUMINATI?!?!?!" *pulls out a slice of pizza from the drawer and hands it to person A*

"person b..i have a confession..im..

IM..

IM A YOSHI1!!1!1"

"hey your cute wanna date me"

"wHy ArE yOu ToUcHiNg My ElBoW"

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