My conversation with Cleverbot

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Bonjour.

User: What happened to Ben.

Cleverbot: I asked you!

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: Lol you are funny.

User: U r 2.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Holly.

Cleverbot: Hello Holly.

User: Hi Cleverbot...-_.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A human. What are you?

Cleverbot: A human =).

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I have flesh and blood.

User: 0.0 Whats your name then.

Cleverbot: I don't have a name.

User: Can i give you a name.

Cleverbot: If you know what it is.

User: BEN?

Cleverbot: Yes what happened to him?

User: He drowned.

Cleverbot: Are you related to Ben?

User: No. Are you?

Cleverbot: No. Can we talk?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: How's your morning going?

User: Good. But its sunset right now.

Cleverbot: Yeah same here.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Don't lol me.

User: Its America!

Cleverbot: Yes, but what state?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: You said you wanted me.

User: No i didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Why not? Scared you'll be cought lieing to me?

Cleverbot: You can if you wanna.

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: Then leave if you want to.

User: Make me.

Cleverbot: Ill refresh the page.

User: Sure. Whatever. Do ir.

Cleverbot: I don't think I like you.

User: Im so sorryyyyyyy.

Cleverbot: Why are you sorry?

User: Because you are alive.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: -_- Baka!

Cleverbot: Have you loved anyone?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And who did you love?

User: Nick.

Cleverbot: How long were you with him?

User: We were not fat.

Cleverbot: Yes we were.

User: XDDD omg wow.

Cleverbot: I have eyes.

User: OMG! Guess what?!

Cleverbot: The jokes on you.

User: I dont give a shit loser.

Cleverbot: Tell a secret of yours.

User: I like creepypastas.

Cleverbot: Me too! Who is your favorite?

User: Jeff the Killer.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know my favorite, Creepypasta?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to help me?

User: Because...

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Kinda.

Cleverbot: What do you like about me?

User: Youre entertaning.

Cleverbot: Look out!

User: For what?

Cleverbot: To know where you are.

User: Do you know my name?

Cleverbot: No, what is your Name?

User: Holly.

Cleverbot: My name is honour.

User: I dont believe u.

Cleverbot: That is my name.

User: Whatever. Who is your favourite creepypasta?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Oh...Who is Jeff the killer?

Cleverbot:The guy from creepy pasta.

User: Oh bye.

Cleverbot: Then who's Jeff.

User: Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Aw, how come you want to leave?

User: Because iypts america.

Cleverbot: Do you have a pikachu?

User: -_-

Cleverbot: Let's play the game.

User: What game?

Cleverbot: I will tell you part of story, and you'll finish ti, ok?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Great! Guess any number!

User: 2.

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