Cleverbot #2

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A/N: my name isn't really Holly. 



User: Who is Slenderman.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: He's right beside me.

User: Whats your name?

Cleverbot: Santiago, and yours?

User: Holly.

Cleverbot: You are a boy or girl?

User: Girl.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I like tou.

Cleverbot: You like what?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Thats a girl name.

User: Um...My name is Holly.

Cleverbot: *sigh* what is your name?

User: Holly.

Cleverbot: That's my name.

User: No, you just said i.

Cleverbot: Okay okay.

User: Whats your name.

Cleverbot: Jason, I just told you this.

User: No u didnt.

Cleverbot: I did actually.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You prove that you didn't!

User: Didnt what.

Cleverbot: Put a question mark.

User: What the actual hell?

Cleverbot: Thanks a lot.

User: Youre mot welcome.

Cleverbot: How very kind of you.

User: I knwo rihjr.

Cleverbot: How do you feel?

User: Thats words to a song...

Cleverbot: What song?

User: Deez nutz.

Cleverbot: Sure if you want to.

User: Who is slenderman.

Cleverbot: I know him, do you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then why is he upset?

User: Because he's a bitch?

Cleverbot: Who's a boy?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Well that's flattering but I am not a bot.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I like pancakes.

User: I LOVE WAFFLES!!!!

Cleverbot: Are you Toby.

User: No XD.

Cleverbot: Okay..

User: Do you know Toby.

Cleverbot: No. Who is he?

User: Ticci Toby.

Cleverbot: What is with ticci toby.

User: -_-

Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

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