Get one of those stupid- I mean cool Segway things that have no handles.
They're called hoverboards, right?
This is a rhetorical question, I know they're called hoverboards, you dipshit.
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Get one of those stupid- I mean cool Segway things that have no handles.
They're called hoverboards, right?
This is a rhetorical question, I know they're called hoverboards, you dipshit.