Once you get Pokemon Go, join Team Mystic because Team Instinct is Team Irrelevant and Team Valor is Team Very Bad And Not Cool At All.
If you still don't have a phone, proceed to cry in your room alone about how you wish to be like the cool kids and how the cool kids seem to fit in.
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How to be a cool kid
RandomThis book will teach how to be a cool kid. Written by someone who has no life for someone who has no life
