These are some more jokes off the enternet. they're all kid jokes.
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Silly Puns
1. Why did the chicken cross the playground? -To get to the other slide.
2. What do you call a pig that knows karate? - A pork chop!
3. Why do bees have sticky hair? -Because they use honeycombs.
4. Why was the man running around his bed? -He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
5. What does a robot frog say? -Rib-bot. (Said in your best robot voice)
6. Why is 6 afraid of 7? -Because 7 8 9!
7. What's black and white, black and white, black and white? -A penguin rolling down a hill!
8. Why do cows wear bells? -Because their horns don't work!
9. What does a snail say when it's riding on a turtle's back? -Weeeee!!
10. How did the barber win the race? -He knew a short cut.
12: How do you make a taco stand? Take away it's chair! (@Adelaide good Joke!)
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Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. -Who's there? Boo. -Boo who? Please don't cry. It's only a joke.
12. Knock, knock. -Who's there? Nobody. -Nobody who? (Stay silent)
13. Knock, knock. -Who's there? Interrupting cow. -Interrupting c.. MOO!!! (Can be used with any animal. Just interrupt the other person with the corresponding animal noise!)
14. Knock, knock. -Who's there? Cows say. -Cows say who? No silly, cows say moo!
15. Knock, knock. -Who's there? Owls say. -Owls say who? Yep.
16. Knock, knock. -Who's there? Tank. -Tank who? You're welcome!
17. Knock, knock. -Who's there? Little old lady. -Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
