(In A track team race)
"Marcy Denvers have crossed the finished line, and remains best runner in the school!"
(Being chased by a killer in the woods)
"Oh my gosh someone HELP!," Marcy runs and fall every five seconds.
FACEPALM!!
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(Hears noise downstairs and your the only one home)
"Hello? Who's there??"
-_- are you freaking serious?
What's the killer supposed to to say,
"Oh yea it's me, want some tea?"
FACEPALM!!
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(Vulnerable person falls while running but doesn't get back up)
"Please, don't kill me!"
*sobs a waterfall*
Ohmigosh get up you stupid blockhead, and keep running! Don't just sit there and slide backward on your butt like a ditzy baby!
FACEPALM!!
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(Know your about to be killed and doesn't do anything about it)
Look around at all the stuff around you! Grab a chair, knife, anything! Go Super Saiyan on em'! Instead, you just sit there like a stupid mule -_-
FACEPALM!!
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(Gets hit by killer, and sits there gasping dramatically)
"Go, save yourselves! Leave me!"
-_-
What?!?!
You stupid!
Heck no you better drag me with y'all!
FACEPALM!!
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(Your walking out of a haunted house, and hear a noise. Then go investigate.)
Great Mother of Arceus people!
That noise has nothing to do with you! Why walk to the danger when trying to get away from it? Run Stupid!
FACEPALM!!
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(Your dying, but won't shut up)
Ok so apparently, a person is dying, and decides to choose that time to talk about love and crap! Why not tell me when you aren't taking your last breaths?
FACEPALM!!
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(Something terrible is unfolding before your eyes, and you want to stand there and watch)
A horrible looking creature is eating someone, and you just sit there and watch instead of running.
Pop some popcorn while your at it.
FACEPALM!!
