Stoneteller/Half-Moon: *Steps forward* I Thank you Shaded Moss, And all departing cats, for your selfless courage. This is the greatest gift you could give us. We will never forget you. *Stares at all cats that are going to leave with Shaded Moss*
Clear Sky: And we are going to forget you and your cookies. This Tribe now has little cookies, when where we are going there will be enough cookies for a life time. *Starts dancing with Shaded Moss but he pulls away* Aww... I Wanted to do the Gangnam Style with you :(
Stoneteller/Half-Moon: You will meet strange creatures on your journey, Hairless creatures called twolegs, because they walk on their hind legs. And shiny roaring beasts that seem like monsters, racing along hard black tracks we call thunderpaths.
Turtle tail: *Gasp* Their real?!?! I thought they were just the elder's tales about magical flying hippo's and nyan cats that fart out rainbows!
Stoneteller/Half-Moon: *Shakes head* They're real, but they can be avoided. The monsters seem unable to leave the thunderpaths, but you'll still need to use all your cunning-
Cloud spots: Whats cunning mean????
Clear sky: I don't know. Turtle tail? Do you know what cunning means?
Turtle tail: I dunno. Shaded Moss?
Shaded Moss: I dunno. :I
Gray Wing: The word, "Cunning" can mean,
1. Marked by or given to artful subtlety and deceptiveness.
2. Executed with or exhibiting ingenuity.
3. Delicately pleasing; pretty or cute: a cunning pet,
1. Skill in deception; guile.
2. Skill or adeptness in execution or performance; dexterity.
Clear sky: How did you know dat?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?
Gray wing: *Stares at leaving brother and holds up a dictonary* Dictonary! Hehe!
Rest of tribe & Clear sky: *Stares at Gray Wing with their mouths dropped open*
Stoneteller: Anyway, You shall meet enemies along the way also- Not just birds, But foxes and badgers, And did I tell you there might even be trouble from other cats?
Dappled pelt: PARTY ROCKIN IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!!!! EVERYBODYS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shaded Moss: *Dips head* We talked all about this Stoneteller.
Dappled pelt: WE'RE GONNA MAKE YA MOVE, YOUR MIND! EVERYBODY'S GONNA-
Clear sky: SHAKE THAT! Shaded Moss: Everyday im shufflin! Whole tribe: *Dances to party rocking*
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END OF PART 1!!!!! Next part is gonna be funny! So hold your muffins we are going for a ride!
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