Hollyleaf: Okay kits!!!! Who wants one of my sharpies!?!?!?
Larchkit: MEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mosskit: MEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pebblekit: MEEEEEEEEEEE
Blizzardkit: MEEEEEEEEEEE
*Five moments of silence*
Eaglekit: *says in a cute and pleading voice* Pretty please with a deathberry on top. Just kidding... *Says in a possessed voice* It's a holly berry >:D *Holds out a Holly berry painted purple*
Hollyleaf: Thats a jupinder berry silly!
Eaglekit: No its not!
Hollyleaf: Yes it is!
Eaglekit: No its not! *Rage building up inside self*
Hollyleaf: *Few seconds of silence* *whispers* Yes it is.
Eaglekit: *Angry with rage taken over* Here... I bought you a mine turtle from this store that twolegs call 'Pet Smart' *Hands over Mine turtle*
Hollyleaf: OHHH Whats this button do?
Eaglekit: Wait! Don't press that yet! *Digs a hole 3 meters deep* Every kit get inside this whole. You too Firestar, Sandstorm and Spottedleaf!
Cats mentioned: *crawls on hole*
Larchkit: ITS DARK DOWN HERE!
Eaglekit: I DON'T CARE! Now Hollyleaf, Press the button when I put this rock over top of the hole with me in it.
Hollyleaf: *Nods eagerly*
Eaglekit: *climbs into hole and drags rock over on top of hole*
*A huge blast comes from above*
*1 minute of silence*
Larchkit: *whispers* I think Hollyleaf farted. O_O
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Hello again, My friend HallyMckenzie gave me the idea of the saying "Pretty please with a deathberry on top. Just kidding... *Says in a possessed voice* It's a holly berry." For you non-warrior-fans out there, Who don't know what a Holly berry is, A holly berry is a completely poisionus berry, And must NEVER be eaten. If eaten, even the most experienced Medicine cat would not be able to save the cat. Also, A deatherry(I think u should all know what this is) Is also a poisionus berry. If eaten, A medicine cat CAN save the cat, But the medicine cat must react fast, get yarrow, before the poison is too far througout the cats body and it is too late. YOu should probably read this Warrior cats guide book that my friend made up, and look for herbs to learn about. The guide gives details, What its used for, reaction, effect, and stuff like that. It also gives details about everything else about being a warrior. Here is the link: http://www.wattpad.com/story/8942612-warrior-cat-guide
The book is also made by my friend, HallyMckenzie.
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Warrior cats Epicness ~ Spoofs
RandomThis is The funny Warriors Spoofs!!! I will just keep building and building on this until its done!!! Comment on any of these Spoofs if you have any ideas. I'll even give you some credit in that spoof and dedicate it to u! :D
