Harry Potter Funnies

How to get yourself a Weasley

Lucy = TheHalfBloodPrincess 

PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! EVEN THOUGH IT'S SO TEMPTING!

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Random TV advertiser person thing: HELLO! ARE YOU A MUGGLE? WELL OF COURSE YOU ARE! HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT: 

Some random Harry Potter fan girl: I want a Weasley! 

Random TV advertiser person thing: Well now you can! By going to Hogwarts! - 

Lucy: *Turns off TV* DAD! I'M OFFENDED HE CALLED ME A MUGGLE! 

Snape: Never mind... 

Lucy: Sympathetic aren't you? Well I'll show that random TV advertiser person thing! I will crash his studio! I will set my clan of ninja's on him and - 

Snape: You dare do anything that includes 'ninjas' you'll be grounded quicker than you can say 'I'm a muggle' 

Lucy: Really, dad? I thought you were a half blood? 

Snape: *Walks off* 

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Lucy: OK guys, I'm really offended by that guy on TV so I'm going to show you how to get yourself a Weasley! And you don't even have to be a witch! You can even do this by being a muggle! Alright you follow Lucy Snape's simple steps and grab yourself a Weasley! Here is your end result! 

Fred: Hey! *Waves* 

Lucy: Yeah, he's mine now ;D but you can have a replica of him fan girls! 

Step one: Get yourself a boyfriend! 

Lucy: Even if it's that guy who begs you to go out with him, he'll do! 

Fred: Are you really that mean? 

Lucy: Please...I'm Lucy Snape daughter of Severus Snape! :D 

Step two: Get some hair dye! Red hair dye! 

Lucy: It's a really simple process! You take the hair dye and put it on the guys head *Tips red hair dye on Fred's hair* 

Fred: Hey! My hair is already red! 

Lucy: Well this is extra lasting red, Weasley! 

Step three: Admire your work 

Lucy: Hmm...You're lacking something... 

Fred: What? 

Lucy: OK so I'm going to call you Bob 

Fred: WHY?! 

Lucy: Because you are already a Weasley and I need to make you some random guy, so you're Bob now and you're second name is Weasley 

Fred: Bob Weasley? I prefer Robert 

Lucy: BOB YOU ARE NOT THAT GUY WHO PLAYS THAT SPARKLY DUDE! 

Step four: Buy some Weasley style clothes (or if you are creative make them) 

Lucy: OK! Here's some clothes I made earlier! *Brings out some clothes made by Mrs Weasley* 

Fred: You cheat! Mum made those! 

Lucy: Yeah but I chose the colours Bob! Now go put them on! 

*Five minutes later* 

Lucy: VOILA! A MASTERPIECE!

Fred: These jeans are too tight!

Lucy: Make do and mend! 

Step five: Teach him the English lingo 

Lucy: *Puts on posh voice* As I am English I can do this perfectly darling! Now who's up for tea?

Fred: Aww...I wanted to go down to Zonkos! 

Lucy: Perfect example of the twins language! Good job Bob!  

Step six: Lucy doesn't know... 

Lucy: Um...Well you look like a Weasley to me so I think you'll so and I'm naming you FRED! 

Fred: How creative of you, Snape... 

Lucy: So there you have it ladies! You can get yourself a Weasley! But if you have a boyfriend don't torment him too much he probably won't agree with you making him a Weasley...

Fred: And if you want ask Lucy what tutorial you would like of what character! 

Fred/Lucy: Remember to suscribe! 

Lucy: Oh wait that's youtube...