Vipress woke up to the sound of Ignus' breathing next to her. Trying not to wake him up, she reached over his arms, which were still wrapped around her slender frame, for her morning injection. Ignus stirred and sat up, yawning.
"Sorry," She said sheepishly. "I didn't mean to wake you up..."
She stuck the needle into her wrist.
"It's ok," Ignus said, grinning. " 'Bout time we got up anyway, right?"
"I guess..." She muttered, blushing a little.
Suddenly, there was a crash downstairs.
"What was that?!" Vipress exclaimed.
"Let's go find out." Ignus said, heading towards the door.
Vipress scooped up Ignus' shirt and threw it on over her bra. It was so big it hung halfway off her body.
"If they broke my flatscreen, I'll-"
***
When they arrived downstairs, a terrible sight befell them.
"What. Do. You. Think. You're. DOING?!?!" Ignus demanded, glaring accusingly at the shocked figure before them.
The castle's kitchen was torrented by empty Dr. Pepper cans, varoius open food sacks, garbage, and tiny crumbs. The culprit: Nightshade, who was about the stuff a hot dog in his mouth.
"What's the big deal, Iggy?" Vipress said, floating over and opening a can of Mountain Dew.
Ignus started to flip out.
"What's the big deal?! What's...the... Vype, he trashed your kitchen!!"
A look of recognition crossed her face.
"Ohhhhh...that." She said, snapping her fingers. "Bada-bing. Bada-boom. All fixed."
Ignus blinked and the mess was gone.
"Now, who's up for some Netflix?" She said, floating towards the living room.
"Wait a minute... just you wait a damn minute Vipress! You said we were going to go purge the land of demons today!"
"Aww, no one's even up yet." She pointed out. Her thin white fingers tiptoed across Ignus' bare chest. "Just a couple of episodes?"
He grabbed her by the neckline of the huge shirt she was wearing.
"Two. episodes. And then we leave."
"Sir, yes, sir!" She replied, sarcastically saluting him and floating towards the living room.
"I hate that girl..." Ignus muttered.
***
2 HOURS, 34 MINUTES, AND 28 SECONDS LATER...
The whole gang burst into laughter as the seventh episode ended.
"Okay, next one!" EL shouted, diving for the remote. Then that thing happened. The TV went fuzzy.
"Ugh, c'mon!" Vipress yelled in anger. She went over and banged on the TV. "Emerald, use your lightning powers or whatever!"
"I can't fix a TV by electrocuting it!" EL exclaimed. "Use a stupid spell or whatever!"
"Damn it, spells are useless against electronics. Ugh..." Vipress said. Then her face lit up with a new idea. "Ignus, go fix the satellite."
"Why do I have to do it?" Ignus said, raising an eyebrow.
