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#46 The signs when hungry...

♈️Aries: I'm gonna kill a bitch if I don't get my pizza

♉️Taurus: *Eats two jars of Nutella* still hungry

♊️Gemini: NOW IS TIME FOR SOME SMOOTHIE

♋️Cancer: MOOOM! WHEN IS DINNER?

♌️Leo: *Takes 3 chip bags* leave me in peace *Gets 5 more bags afterwards just incase*

♍️Virgo: I can wait 5 minutes until dinner *30 seconds later* lol fuck this

♎️Libra: *sucks cupcake icing* this is what I call life

♏️Scorpio: If you don't move so I can get my food, I swear I won't attend your funeral

♐️Sagittarius: *Is starving but don't wanna get up* *puts someone else in the mission of bringing the food*

♑️Capricorn: *Cooks/gets amazing 5 star restaurant meal*  *devours it in 20 seconds*

♒️Aquarius: *Raids Costco*

♓️Pisces: PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA FRENCH FRIIEESS

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