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by kat198796

by kat198796

Me: *starts laughing*

Friend: what are you laughing at?

Me: I'm laughing because the dog fall down the stairs. you should have seen it, the dog than rolling, rolling, rolling,rolling and rolling

Friend: okay....

Me: after that when the dog got up from the floor, the only thing you heard is bone cracking

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Friend: wtf why u telling me this?

Me: cause you asked me of what I was laughing at

Friend: sometimes I just want to run away from you, sometimes I just wanna be with you until my mom stops screaming "ONE DIRECTION IS COMEING" that she repeats it all over again

Me: wow once my mom was on top of a build about to jump so she could be famous. And I was just sitting in the background saying "Do a back flip", instead she did a front flip. oh! And when she crash to the floor the only thing you hear is her bones screaming for help

Friend: ....I think my mom is calling me gtf bye!!"*runs off to house"

Kat: *goes after* WHAT I NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT HOW YOUR FACE IS FUCKED UP!

Friend: wait what?

Kat: umm.... Bye*runs off*

Friend: son of a bitch 😠