Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Naruto quietly whispered as a clone appeared behind him, with Sasori and Sasuke NOT noticing. What ninjas, huh. Naruto's clone quietly ran into the forest.
"Hmm...What on earth would make Uchiha angry?" Sasori thought out loud.
"HEY! How do you know teme's name?!" Naruto asked, distracting Sasori.
"Oh. I encountered that idiot once before. Blah, it was a tie, Pein called us back. Why am I telling you this anyway?" Sasori answered as he slapped his forehead.
"BECAUSE I ROCK!" Naruto yelled enthusiastically.
"No you don't." Both Sasori and Sasuke murmured, being heard by Naruto, who turned into depressed and sulky mode.
"Tch. I said to let go of Sakura." Sasuke said in a threatening voice. Suddenly, Sasori's eyes lit with joy.
"I came up with something." Sasori smirked. Sasuke looked at him in an expecting manner.
"All I have to do... is kiss her." Sasori finished as he grinned.
"WHAT?!" Naruto screamed. Sasuke narrowed his eyes more.
"You've got to be kidding." Sasuke spat out.
"She looks nice to kiss anyway." Sasori said as he bent down slowly.
"Tch. STOP IT." Sasuke yelled, to Naruto's surprise.
"DON'T STEAL SAKURA-CHAN'S FIRST KISS!" Naruto shouted in anger.
"Oh, this would be her first? Then I'd personally make sure it's a good experience." Sasori evilly said as he continued bending down. Sasuke's temper has exploded. He was about to run forward and tear Sasori apart when Naruto pushed him back.
"Sasuke! Do you want Sakura dead?! One move from us and she dies!" Naruto whispered. Sasori's lips were inches away from Sakura's.
"That bastard's gonna kiss her!" Sasuke seethed.
"Yeah, but trust me. I've got a plan." Naruto replied.
"What plan!?" Sasuke said in total impatience.
"Shut up, anytime now."
Sasori's lips were getting closer... and closer...and CLOSER, need I say CLOSER?! His lips were about to touch Sakura's when suddenly, Sakura's eyes shot open. Her opening of her eyes only led her to see Sasori's face descending upon hers. She quickly reacted and sidestepped before kicking him in the face away, sending him flying a few meters. Naruto and Sasuke were shocked.
"SHANNARO! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING, YOU IDIOT?!" Sakura yelled in rage. To be woken up from unconsciousness only to be greeted by someone about to kiss you- Who wouldn't get angry? It seems that Sakura's little 'sleep' had ended. At this moment, -failed attempt music plays- Naruto's clone came flying kick down, only to kick Sakura.
"OH SHIT! SA-SAKURA-CHAN...! THE CLONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KICK SASORI! NOT YOU! WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT YOU WOULD HAVE WOKEN-
"Naruto..." Sakura seethed as she got up from the floor. She punched the clone and it 'poof'ed away. "YOUR-
"Sakura, stop it. Sasori's still here somewhere." Sasuke stopped his two comrades.
Psh. You're just calm and fine now because Sakura-chan didn't get kissed. What a loser.
...Whatever.
Sasori came out of the bushes where he landed. He walked towards Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto.
"Sakura-chan~! Me and Sasuke want to do this alone, so would you just step aside and wai-
"... Sakura. Back off." Sasuke said simply, causing Sakura to get pissed off. She punched a tree, causing it to break in half. She took one half of the tree and flung it towards Sasori. Sasori had luckily jumped up and escape from the attack.
YOU ARE READING
Back Together
HumorAfter 3 years of Sasuke's departure, Sakura comes eye to eye with Team Hebi, ALONE. Team Hebi was in need of a Proper Medical Ninja for their team so Sakura joins them, wanting to escape afterwards. What would happen?
