32) library restaurant

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Guy in a library walks up to the librarian and says, "I'll have a cheeseburger and fries, please."

Librarian responds, "Sir, you know you're in a library, right?"

Guy says, "Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I'll have a cheeseburger and fries, please."

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