~Best Of Aphmau~

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Chelsea wispered something back and rosataku burst out laughing. Her laugh sounds like a dying horse... And thats a fact...

Wait im sorry that was rude... SORRY HORSES

Aphmau: CAN YOU GET OFF TURTLE CAKE! SERIOUSLY ALL I SEE IS TURTLES AND MUFFINS NOW

Aphmau: well what the fluffercakes am I supposed to say to "about time?!?" Do you want me to say "geez dad it sure has now how about we go eat noodles under a tree"???

wait... Noodles under a tree..? Oh my butterscotch i'v been spending way to much time with ross...

Aphmau: thats... Thats a cool sword you got there.. I have one kinda like it exept its blue. Or is it gold? I have no idea i have so many! Which reminds me about how many different kinds of candy there are! I mean can you imagine beging in a room full of 1 flavor of every type of candy there are in the world! What if there are pie flavors of candy... Or cupcakes! My friend zane is in LOVE with cupcakes! But he is getting a little chunky since he eats like 200 a day-

Aphmau: you know i'v been thinking a lot about this place. It looks just like it did in my "visions" or "dreams" which is really cool! *gasp* WHAT IF I HAVE VISIONS INSTEAD OF DREAMS!! THEN THAT MEANS THERES A CANDY CASTLE SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE BECAUSE I ONCE HAD A DREAM ABOUT THAT! BUT IT COULD OF BEEN A VISION!! AWESOMEEEE!!! but then again that creepy wedding dream wod of been a vision... Ok nevermind having visions instead of dreams isn't as awesome as it sounds..

Aphmau: nope! Have you ever tried pickled plums? I have! And I understand why there windy marvell's weakness! They tast like raw cherries soaked in vinegar... At first I thought it was a jaw braker but NOPE it was a pickled plum. How can people like those!?!? There gross!!

Aphmau: i also tried a japenese candy that tasted like moldy beef stroganoff. I spit it out and it landed in liams hair. I laughed but he was mad. We then got into a "Yo momma" fight. I won. It was really funny. Wait... How did i get on this topic again..? Oh well! Also have you ever tried ranch soda? It taste lik-

Aphmau: EVERYONE SHUT UP, SIT DOWN, AND LISTEN TO HESTIA AND ADELMO! I DONT WANNA HERE ONE PEEP COMING FROM ANYONE GOT IT!!!!!

*PLEASE STAND BYE*


Aphmau: EXCUSE ME!?!

*FOR YOUR SAFTY PLEASE STAND BYE*

Aphmau: im sorry..

Everyone: ...crap...

Aphmau: what did you say...?

Aphmau: FREYJA GET YOUR LEMON HAIRED TURKEY BRAINED LITTLE BUTT OVER HERE! YOU HAVE PISSED OFF THE WRONG PERSON!

Aphmau: SAY THAT TO ME ONE MORE TIME!!!!

Aaron2: i sai-

*PLEASE STAND BYE*

We got a whole new different huge problem oh my turtle cakes ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

Aphmau: grrrrrr IM CALM

Liam: cru-

I broke the frozen spell then punched the wall creating a huge hold

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