Spam Fam reacts to// Jelly Beans

48 4 1
                                    

(AN: One dash ( / ) means it is the same person talking still, but a different text bubble in the conversation. Two dashes ( // ) means a new person is talking. All speech was exactly copied, so any typos were made by the person who was talking.)

Chalice: SPAM FAM REACTS
/
TO
/
J E L L Y
/
B E A N S
/
Kenzie: YAY
//
Jane: Well, how do you describes jelly beans?
//
Kenzie: JELLY BEANS ARE FRICKING WONDERFUL EXCEPT WHEN THEY AREN'T
/
THEY CAN TASTE GOOD OR BAD YA NEVER REALLY KNOW
//
Sarah: BLACK JELLY BEANS ARE ICKY
//
Jane: YES
//
Chalice: I HATE LICORICE JELLY BEANS
//
Jane: THEY WILL SUCK YOUR SOUL AND DELIVER THEM TO HADES
//
Chalice: WITH A PASSION
/
TRUE
//
Sarah: YES
//
Jane: AND SEW YOU INTO HIS UNDERWEAR
//
Chalice: Have any of you tried HP jelly beans?
//
Sarah: Nope
//
Chalice: I REALLY WANT TO TRY THEM BUT THEYRE TOO EXPENSIVE
//
Jane: I WANNA TRY THE HP JELLY BEANS
//
Kenzie: THEY KINDA TASTE LIKE FLAVORED WHATEVER-THAT-ICKY-GREY-WHITE-JELLY-SUBSTANCE-THING-THAT-YOU-PUT-IN-YOUR-MOUTH-WHEN-YOU-HAVE-A-TOOTHACHE
/
BUT IN AN INTERESTING WAY
/
AT LEAST THEY PROVIDE YOUTUBE WITH LOTS OF FUNNY BEANBOOZLED CHALLENGE VIDEOS
/
AT LEAST THEY PROVIDE YOUTUBE WITH LOTS OF FUNNY BEANBOOZLED CHALLENGE VIDEOS
//
Chalice: I HAVE TRIED THE WEIRD TASTING JELLY BEANS
/
AND IDK
/
- let's calm down -
//
Kenzie: PUNCTUATION AND LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T BEEN CRUSHED TO DEATH BY A GIANT FLYING WATERMELON FLAVORED JELLY BESN
/
*BEAN
//
Chalice: tRue, so - THE WEIRD ONES TASTE BETTER THAN YOU THINK
/
LIKE THE CHOCOLATE/DOG POOP IS REALLY BAD BUT GREEN GRASS ISNT THAT BAD
//
Jane: TOOTHPASTE IS ACTUALLY GOOD
//
Chalice: IKR
/
IT'S REFRESHING
//
Kenzie: THE BABY WIPES FLAVORED ONES USUALLY TASTE BETTER THAN POPCORN
/
OR AT LEAST THEY DO TO ME
//
Jane: AND IT MAKES YOUR BREATH SMELL LIKE TOOTHPASTE
//
Chalice: WHICH IS A FAIRLY GOOD THING
/
I LOVED BABY WIPES TBH
//
Jane: ITS HARD TO MAKE MY BREATH SMELL LIKE TOOTHPASTE AFTER WASHING MY TEETH FOUR TIMES!!

THE JELLYBEANS MAKE IT SMELL LIKE TOOTHPASTE IN ONE JELLY BEAN!!

ILLUMINATI CONFORMED
//
Sarah:

(AN: that was a gif)//Chalice: 😳(AN: that was actually an avocado emoji, but it's the same face)/DAMMIT THERE IS NO DEATHLY HALLOWS EMOJI//Jane: THATS ALMOST AS UNFAIR AS BEING FORCED TO EAT TWNETY BLACK JELLY BEANS//Chalice: IKR/LICORICE MAKES M...

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

(AN: that was a gif)
//
Chalice: 😳
(AN: that was actually an avocado emoji, but it's the same face)
/
DAMMIT THERE IS NO DEATHLY HALLOWS EMOJI
//
Jane: THATS ALMOST AS UNFAIR AS BEING FORCED TO EAT TWNETY BLACK JELLY BEANS
//
Chalice: IKR
/
LICORICE MAKES ME PUKE
/
I DONT KNOW HOW PEOPLE MANAGE TO EAT IT
//
Sarah: SAME
//
Jane: THE SWEDISH ADD SALT TO IT
/
SALTY FRIKING LICORICE
/
DAM IT BERWALD!!
//
Chalice: EWW
/

(AN: that was a gif)//Chalice: 😳(AN: that was actually an avocado emoji, but it's the same face)/DAMMIT THERE IS NO DEATHLY HALLOWS EMOJI//Jane: THATS ALMOST AS UNFAIR AS BEING FORCED TO EAT TWNETY BLACK JELLY BEANS//Chalice: IKR/LICORICE MAKES M...

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Spam Fam ReactsWhere stories live. Discover now