POCKY GAME

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Children, today, I shall tell you an important event in my fourteen years of life.

*takes a deep breath*

MY MALE CLASSMATES -- MALE CLASSMATES -- PLAYED THE POCKY GAME WHEN I WASN'T AROUND. I am mortified by their despicable actions.

But hey, on the bright side, I got some delicious footage from my dearest Aphmau. It satisfies my big gay heart because I ship them so much and they're both my sOns-

As I type down my thoughts on this game and my classmates playing it, my brother plays Clash Royale on his phone by the large screen and he looks up every now and then so I have to be careful. I mustn't let the homo out too soon. I must be very careful. Aaandd he won against a level eight player. Do insert the rolling eye emoji here. What a child. Well, he is a child but- WAIT WE'RE OFF TOPIC.

Back to the Pocky Game. So, apparently more of them are playing it as they wait for their mothertongue fortnight activities to begin. They are incredibly gay and it's too much for me to take in. My whole class is gay. There is no doubt. But the Pocky Game is just the icing to the cake. This really satsifies my gay heart, and I can now announce that I am able to die happily and in peace.

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