A gun is to your head and you have one phone call. If they answer, you die. If they don't you're free. Who are you calling??
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Volume 1, Book 2, Number 10:
Narrated Abu Musa: Some people asked Allah's Apostle, "Whose Islam is the best? i.e. (Who is a very good Muslim)?" He replied, "One who avoids harming the Muslims with his tongue and hands."
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HumorJokes, Desi meme, quote, insult and many more things. I promise that you will laugh, smile. I don't take any credit for the jokes in this book I have either read, heard, or seen these jokes and simply wrote them down. Note: This Book Has Changed Cat...
