si: are you my little toe because i would love to bang you on every piece of my furniture
josh: holy shit that was funny
si: im not trying to be funny, im telling you my feelings josh
josh: where did you get that one from?
si: i found it love
josh: when do i get to see your face?
si: soon josh,soon.
josh: why is it so secretive
si: because i dont want you to leave me because im too hot
josh: please dont make me laugh
si: oh so you want to be rude now?
josh: you were being too cocky i dont like it
si: but you like cock aye
josh: yeah maybe i do
si: wait youre gay?
josh: gayer than gay mate
si: fuck maybe i do have a chance
josh: yeah maybe you do babe xo
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pickup lines < minizerk au
Fanfictionsimon sends josh cheesy pickup lines which starts a friendship, but when simon and josh add their friends to the chat things get out of hand.
