pickup lines < minizerk au

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bigdickjj: do you work on a farm? because you sure know how to raise a cock ;)

bigdickjj: no homo though

toebi: i have no words,

feelthepayne: best. pickup. line. ever.

vikkram: fuck sake, you cant say no homo after that jj

bigdickjj: i will say whatever the fuck i like vikkram.

si: what have i missed then ay?

toebi: where have you been then si? and where is josh?

si: i have been busy tobi, i have better things than this weird ass chat

feelthepayne blocked si

feelthepayne: bitch wanna chat shit about us again?

josh: why is simon blocked what on earth have i missed.

vikkram: and he returns

josh: what do you mean , i come back to a chat with simon blocked? wtf happened?

toebi: your lil boyfriend said we were weird

josh: the dick deserves to be blocked then

bigdickjj: yes he agrees

feelthepayne: but i do feel a little bad..

feelthepayne added si to the chat

si: i see you pussys added me back then

toebi: we never agreed ethan said he felt bad

si: awh, ethan if i werent in love with your bestie i would fuck you ;)

feelthepayne: awh si. thanks.

josh: *cough cough*

vikkram: jOSH IS JEALOUS OMG

bigdickjj: josh its okay, i am here if you need support or anyone to talk too.

si: but josh is my daddy ;)

toebi: please keep your kinks outside of this chat

josh: i wasnt jealous.. stfu vik.

feelthepayne: josh you are safe dont worry, simon can be all yours.

josh: he was mine anyway, biatch

wroetoifuckgoats: quick question guys, whats the legal age to have sex?

feelthepayne left.

toebi left.

vikkram left.

si left.

joshleft.