Write a lovely letter, boy
With swoops and sweeps and curls
Calligraphers are just the thing
To help you win your girlThen you'll need to dress up smart
The tailor's here by chance
He'll stitch your trousers
Hole your belt in fine couture of FranceYou're shoes
My goodness
How they're worn
But your to young to know
Nothing courts a woman's scorn
More than scuffs on the toe
The cobbler can attend to thatMeanwhile
You must have cake
The backer and the pastissier need work
For goodness sakeHi dee diddley um de dum de day
What a many time we'll have upon
Your wedding dayHi dee diddley um de day
There's work for all when
Little boys get marriedThat pointy cone upon your head
You can't be wearing that......Hi Dee diddly um de day
There's work for all when little
Boys get married
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Over the Garden Wall Songs
RandomThis is all the Over the Garden Wall songs. I hope you enjoy, and thanks for reading. All the credit goes to Patrick McHale.