You: YO! I'm dead!
Seokjin: OMO! My child! Don't die!
You: I didn't mean it literally. ಠ_ಠ
Seokjin: Oh thank god.
Namjoon: What's this about my baby dying?
Jimin: Yah! _y/n_, it's my abs again, isn't it?
You: EVERYTHING IS NOT ABOUT YOUR SWEET ABS JIMIN..... That was yesterday, today is something different.
Jungkook: Oh, I think I know.
Taehyung: Same page as Kookie.
Yoongi: What the hell are you three talking about?
Hoseok: Obviously me.
You: Wow, I kind of expected Jin to say that.
You: But no. NCT DREAM!!! They f*cking debuted.
Seokjin: LANGUAGE MY CHILD!!
Namjoon: Language be screwed at this point with _y/n_.
You: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You: Anyway, they are just so cute, I can't even handle all the fluff. =^.^=
Jungkook: Hey, I thought I was cute!
Taehyung: _y/n_, I'm your cute puppy though. :(
You: R u jelly?
Hoseok: Of course they would be jelly. I'M JELLY!
Jimin: Jelly.......JAMS!!
Namjoon: I hid them.
Jimin: Damn it. (¬_¬)
You: Be nice to him Joonie.
Namjoon: Anything for you my dear.
Yoongi: Before we get into NCT Dream debut......who the hell came up with this stupid group chat name?
You: .........That would be me.
Yoongi: Oh....... nevermind, it's great.
You: BULLS*IT YOONGI> But I still love you. =^.^=
Yoongi: ♥‿♥ Love you more.
Hoseok: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
Taehyung: LOVE YOU MY CUDDLE BUG!!
Namjoon: Love you baby girl. <3
Seokjin: I love you so much princess!!
Jimin: I give you all my love babe!
You: Jungkook, why you so quiet?
Jungkook: ...
You: ...
Jungkook: =^.^= I love you.
You: AW! Oppa!!
You: Seriously doe, like NCT 127 and NCT U killed me with awesomeness and now I'm being killed with cuteness.
You: WHY CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?!?!
Yoongi: I'm too swag for that stuff.
Namjoon: I'm more hardcore, the other could probably pull it off.
You: XD True, after all we got our pink princess.
Seokjin: I'm no princess, if anything I'm a queen.
Seokjin: But now you're our princess.
You: ......Where is my crown then? Cause I don't see it.
Taehyung: Hyung is probably wearing it along with a pink dress.
You: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) What?
Seokjin: DON'T!
Jungkook: Oh god. XD
Hoseok: I have the picture!
You: Again, What?
Hoseok: *sends you pic of Jin* That.
You: Pfft. Damn Jin, you look great in a dress.
Taehyung: *sends you a video* There's more.
You: YOU STRUT WHAT YOU GOT JIN! WORK IT!
Seokjin: Okay, now I'm questioning you, _y/n_. Plus, the children dared me to do it.
You: ...
Namjoon: Oh no.
Yoongi: You little s*its are dead.
Hoseok: JUNGKOOK! TAEHYUNG! RUN!
Jimin: I'm with _y/n_ right now in her room and she looks like shes about to kill.
Jungkook: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
Taehyung: I'M CALLING MY MOTHER SHIP! Lost connection with family! ಠ~ಠ
~_y/n_ has left the conversation~
Seokjin: You guys better have your doors locked.
Namjoon: Oh my god. I'm hearing screams of horror coming from their room.
Yoongi: That's my girl!
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Bulletproof Squad
Short StoryJust text convos and short scenarios with you and the boys.