Yo! What?

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You: YO! I'm dead!

Seokjin: OMO! My child! Don't die!

You: I didn't mean it literally. ಠ_ಠ

Seokjin: Oh thank god.

Namjoon: What's this about my baby dying?

Jimin: Yah! _y/n_, it's my abs again, isn't it?

You: EVERYTHING IS NOT ABOUT YOUR SWEET ABS JIMIN..... That was yesterday, today is something different.

Jungkook: Oh, I think I know.

Taehyung: Same page as Kookie.

Yoongi: What the hell are you three talking about?

Hoseok: Obviously me.

You: Wow, I kind of expected Jin to say that.

You: But no. NCT DREAM!!! They f*cking debuted.

Seokjin: LANGUAGE MY CHILD!!

Namjoon: Language be screwed at this point with _y/n_.

You: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You: Anyway, they are just so cute, I can't even handle all the fluff. =^.^=

Jungkook: Hey, I thought I was cute!

Taehyung: _y/n_, I'm your cute puppy though. :(

You: R u jelly?

Hoseok: Of course they would be jelly. I'M JELLY!

Jimin: Jelly.......JAMS!!

Namjoon: I hid them.

Jimin: Damn it. (¬_¬)

You: Be nice to him Joonie.

Namjoon: Anything for you my dear.

Yoongi: Before we get into NCT Dream debut......who the hell came up with this stupid group chat name?

You: .........That would be me.

Yoongi: Oh....... nevermind, it's great.

You: BULLS*IT YOONGI> But I still love you. =^.^=

Yoongi: ♥‿♥ Love you more.

Hoseok: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!

Taehyung: LOVE YOU MY CUDDLE BUG!!

Namjoon: Love you baby girl. <3

Seokjin: I love you so much princess!!

Jimin: I give you all my love babe!

You: Jungkook, why you so quiet?

Jungkook: ...

You: ...

Jungkook: =^.^= I love you.

You: AW! Oppa!!

You: Seriously doe, like NCT 127 and NCT U killed me with awesomeness and now I'm being killed with cuteness.

You: WHY CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?!?!

Yoongi: I'm too swag for that stuff.

Namjoon: I'm more hardcore, the other could probably pull it off.

You: XD True, after all we got our pink princess.

Seokjin: I'm no princess, if anything I'm a queen.

Seokjin: But now you're our princess.

You: ......Where is my crown then? Cause I don't see it.

Taehyung: Hyung is probably wearing it along with a pink dress.

You: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) What?

Seokjin: DON'T!

Jungkook: Oh god. XD

Hoseok: I have the picture!

You: Again, What?

Hoseok: *sends you pic of Jin* That.

You: Pfft. Damn Jin, you look great in a dress.

Taehyung: *sends you a video* There's more.

You: YOU STRUT WHAT YOU GOT JIN! WORK IT!

Seokjin: Okay, now I'm questioning you, _y/n_. Plus, the children dared me to do it.

You: ...

Namjoon: Oh no.

Yoongi: You little s*its are dead.

Hoseok: JUNGKOOK! TAEHYUNG! RUN!

Jimin: I'm with _y/n_ right now in her room and she looks like shes about to kill.

Jungkook: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!

Taehyung: I'M CALLING MY MOTHER SHIP! Lost connection with family! ಠ~ಠ

~_y/n_ has left the conversation~

Seokjin: You guys better have your doors locked.

Namjoon: Oh my god. I'm hearing screams of horror coming from their room.

Yoongi: That's my girl! 

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