FORTY ONE ; GROUPCHAT

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QUEENS AND ASSHATS

Witch Bitch
I need food.

Peter
It's like midnight??

Captain
She's still awake.
As always.

Sergeant Barnes
Someone get her food, omfg.

Witch Bitch
Nevermind.
Chris, I hope you didn't
want this ice cream.

Captain
Is that what you're doing
in my trailer?

Speedy
Does she not realize that
you guys have to fly out in the morning?

Witch Bitch
She doesn't care.

Bird Suit
I'm trying to sleep here.

Man of Iron
Same.

Captain
We're good now.
As long as she doesn't get ice
cream on my bed.

Witch Bitch
UHM.
Oops?

Captain
Did you get ice cream on my bed?

Witch Bitch
No?
Why would you think that?
Pfft.

Bird Suit
Dumbass.

Witch Bitch
Back the fuck up, and get beat by an ant.
I will drive to your house and personally
beat the shit out of you, boo. And also bring
an ant along because apparently you can't
defeat one.
🤔🤔🤔

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