Zodiac Signs Stories

The Hike

Capricorn : Whose idea was it to go on this hike?
Virgo : I did!
Capricorn : Ok, good job!
Virgo : Uhhhhh Thanks!?
Capricorn : Sure!
Libra : Does anyone know where we're going?
Virgo : Sure, there's a river we gotta walk through, and old wooden shack then we're there!
Aquarius : Yeah, I went here already a few years ago.
Taurus : Guys, I lost my nuts!?
*awkward silence*
Scorpio : It's in your pants!
Taurus : My nuts? I doubt it. But I lost my nuts, my peanuts!
Pisces : Ok, moving on now.... aren't we supposed to be hiking, right now?
Gemini : Like yeah?!
Scorpio : Wait! Before we start... lets have a race instead.
Aries : 10 bucks! For the first one to get there!
Leo: The first team you mean?!
Capricorn : Everyone gives 10 bucks to the winning team!
Libra : Alrighty then! Pick a person! I call dibs on Sag!
Sagittarius : I call Libra!
Gemini : Let's see....., Leo and Aries are partners, so is Cancer and Capricorn, Virgo and Taurus, Sag and Libra, hmmm Scorpio doesn't have a parthner....*walks over to Scorpio* Scorpio.... be my parthner?
Scorpio : You afraid to break a nail?
Gemini : Sorry Pisces, next time....
Pisces : * daydreaming* wait what?!
Aquarius : I need a pathner! Pisces, you got a parthner?
Pisces : No.
Aquarius : Wanna win that race?
Pisces : Sure!
Virgo : Ok everyone,........on your marks.....get set.........., GO! *everyone starts race*
20 minutes later, Aries and Leo are in the lead, they stop at the river.
Aries : Oh my gosh, I am tired!
Leo: No time to stick, you gotta get to the other side *rolls up his pants* C'mon.
Aries : Well geez, let me breathe will you?!
Libra and Sagittarius reaches the river and meets Aries and Leo,
Libra : Goody! We're going to win! Later!
Sagittarius : Yup! Bye! *they both start to walk in the water* oh geez.... the water current is strong!
Libra : Oh no, I can't go! I'm not so good at swimming! Oh dear!
Sagittarius : It's ok. We'll make it,
Aries : Do you girls want help?!
Leo : *goes into the water an helps Sagittarius* I got you!
Sagittarius : Sure............ leave Libra let her drown would you!?
Aries : Dumbass! Don't worry, I'm comin, *goes into water and helps Libra* I got you!
Leo : Uhh.... Sag, you want help?
Sagittarius : Leo, no.......
Leo : You got it! *goes to the other side* Well that was easy!
Meanwhile, Pisces and Aquarius was lost, and Capricorn found a short cut and begged Cancer to take it with him until she agreed. But on the way they found Pisces and Aquarius wondering around, that's when Capricorn checked his phone and realized that he took the wrong way, as the 4 of them were coming back to the beginning of race by the entrance Capricorn's phone died and no one else had a map on them or on their phones, they were lost.
Cancer : What do we do now?
Aquarius : I dunno.
Pisces : Let's get outta here then!?
Aquarius : How?
P

isces: Wasn't the end of the race facing North? Yes.... So the way back will be South! *streches into bag and pulls out a compass* We're facing Northeast now! *turns to face South* I'm gone, Y'all coming!?
Capricorn : Well Damn.
Pisces, Cancer, Aquarius and Capricorn found their way back to the start.
Pisces : Ok, Bye people!
Capricorn : Hey Pisces! Where you going?
Pisces : Either home or the mall.
Cancer : Oh, Pisces can I can come? We could go to the mall?
Pisces : Yeah!
Aquarius : I'm comin to.
Capricorn : Sure! Leave me!
Pisces : You wanna come?
Capricorn : Sure!
4 of them leave to go to mall, Meanwhile, Gemini was talking all the way from the start and taking lots of selfies while Scorpio was only crying in his mind for Gemini to shut up.
Gemini : Does it have Wifi here? I forgot to check! *takes a selfie* Like OMG! This selfie is so bae I gotta post it!
Scorpio : Bruh! There is no Wifi here!
Gemini : Ok, *turns around and starts walking* Bye!
Scorpio : What are you doing?
Gemini : I'm going back to post my selfie.
Scorpio : Lets finish, then you can post it.
Gemini : Shut up Scorpio, I'm outta here! *leaves*
Scorpio : Oh geez, I shouldn't have picked her. *goes back with her*
Virgo and Taurus started making out after a long time of talking and walking. Unfortunately, they stopped and continued until they reached the river then started making out again. As for Aries, Leo, Sagittarius and Libra, all 4 of them forgot about the race and started a little picnic on a large piece of cloth and some Lays, water and cookies.

THE END!