Robin One-Shots

Striper

🐤Dicks POV🐤

Its been 3 months since I ran away and I got a job its not the best job in the world but it pays well the team is still looking for me and they know my secret identity and they Batman's as well anyway my turns next.

After Jay the boss said my stage name I walked on stage and got in position tonight I'm wearing my cop outfit ( picture on the side of what it looks like ) the music starts and I start my routine

( he danced both boy and girl parts )
My song ended and the croud went wild I walk off stage and to the changing room but get stopped by a group I looked up and am shock at who's standing there its Wally,Arimes,Conner,M'gann,Kaldur and Zatanna.

We start talking and then they start to ask me questions along the lines of 'why'd you run away?' or 'why here?' etc.

I told them we should talk somewhere more private so I take them to my apartment right now we're sitting on the couch and just talking till Artemis said something that surprised me.

'Can you teach us how to dance' was the question I replied with 'if you want me to' they all agreed and I told them to each ho pick an outfit from the rack a few minutes later they all came back with an outfit

M'gann

Conner

Artemis

Wally

Kaldur

Zatanna

Dick

They all put the outfits on and I taught them a pretty difficult dance

When we finished I asked them if they wanted to do a show for someone so I told them to each call somebody they know and so an hour later we got the whole league plus Barbara and Roy all in my apartment in there civies.

I told Barbara and Roy to go change into an outfit because I taught them the dance awhile ago Barbara chose the same as Zatanna and Roy chose the same as me.

We all got in position and I started the music once we finished we all bowed and they all started asking me questions they all asked the same question at some point or another and that was 'what have you been doing' and after the millionth time someone asked it I yelled "FOR THE LAST TIME IM.A.STRIPER NOW STOP ASKING!!" and everyone went silent and everyone except my team Barbara Roy and I had shocked expressions and the rest of us which consisted of Wally,Artemis,Conner,M'gann,Kaldur,Zatanna,Roy,Barbara and I burst out laughing.

🐦Hope you enjoyed this was just an idea I came up with in like 10 minutes so ya bye bye my smexy unicorns🐦