How To Survive Real Madrid

Tip #8

Tip # 8- have a bromance

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This tip is optional, but important nonetheless. You don't have to have a Bromance. It's highly recommended, though.

A bromance is a close friendship between two (or more?) teammates.

Our team is filled with different bromances. Literally everyone has a broner even Zizou - have you seen him and Karim? They're best friend goals.

The fans love bromance more than romance.

It's scientifically proven that having a brolationship will make your time at Madrid ten times better. Ok it actually won't, but you get the idea.

With the aid of tip #4 and tip #6 you should be good to go.

Here are a few bromances and how they became friends:

•Cristiano + James (crismes)

James jogged up to Cris and said the truest sentence Cristiano had ever heard in his entire life. He said "Your hair looks nice," and from that day on they've been joined by the hip.

•Isco + Alvaro (morisco)

Isco was drinking water from his bottle and nearly drowned himself when he tipped the bottle too high up and almost half the bottle went down his nose. Alvaro was there to laugh.

•Marcelo + James (jamcelo)

Marcelo is a ray of sunshine and was there to comfort James in probably one of the worst moment of his life.

•Isco + James (Jamisco)

Isco accidentally kicked a ball in James' face. He went over to help James up, but instead of apologizing he said "Damn, even balls wanna touch your face,"

•Cristiano + Gareth (crisbale)

Gareth needed hair advice and, sadly, went to Cris. Rip gareth's hair.

•James + Karim (karmes)

James likes hugging, but Karim is an awkward little potato. So when James jumped on his back during training he ended up being elbowed in his stomach. Karim wasn't really sorry.

•Cristiano + Marcelo (criscelo)

Marcelo likes to make stale jokes (he thinks they're funny) so when Cristiano accidentally chuckled at one of them there was no way to get rid of Celo.

•James + Everyone (hoejames)

Because he has a bromance with literally everyone.

Finding a broner is easier than you think. Not really, but let's be optimistic.

You have to form a c o n n e c t i o n with that person and know you want to spend the rest of your madridista life with them.

Or you can hoe around. (like James)

We don't recommend more than 5 bromances because it can get hectic juggling more than 5 broners at the same time.

We also do not care for bro ups. If you and your broner decide to find other best friends then that's y'all problem.

Tip courtesy of Pepe

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Broner lmao.

Thanks for reading loves ❤