Tip #14 - know how to defend yourself
Real Madrid players know how to argue. Well, fight.
It's just a natural thing.
We can sass, roast and slay in one sentence.
We kick ass as a team.
Or let's call it 'defend ourselves' since I'm not saying you should go on the field and fight everyone. (Not everyone can be like Sergio)
So the tip is to know how to defend yourself.
People madridistas fight:
•The referee
There's never a game where a madrid player doesn't argue with a ref.
Arguing with ref = yellow card
• A player or players from the other team
They always try to kill us or break our legs. Apparently that's 'tackling'.
You gotta fight them cause the referee always seem to be blind whenever real madrid players get fouled.
#defendyourself2k16
•The other team's coach
•The goal post
Our worst enemy.
•Ourselves
When you forget how to kick a ball you have to fight yourself so you remember.
Type of fighters:
•The ones that only have to look at you
Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
• The ones that only fight when you get them really mad.
Marcelo
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
•The ones that just fight everyone for any reason. Breathe near them and they fight you.
YOU ARE READING
How To Survive Real Madrid
Randomin which Gerard Pique learns how to be a Madridista. [completed]
