Waiter: Would you like a table?
Me: No not at all, we came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.
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Comebacks and Insults.
RandomKick ass comebacks and Insults? Ok, right this way, follow me. However if you get punched in the face for using these comebacks and Insults, I'm not at fault.
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Waiter: Would you like a table?
Me: No not at all, we came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.
