*Ice Cream truck rolls up*
Me: You got any Fall Out Bars?
Ice Man: Yep.
Me: Panic! At the Popsicles?
Ice Man: Sure thing.
Me: How about My Chemical Cones?
Ice Man: Nah, sorry kid. Didn't you hear? They stopped making them.
Me: *single tear* Yeah.
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