I Write Sins Not Shopping Receipts

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Oh,
Well imagine,
As I'm pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can't help but to hear,
No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
  "What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!" Says a patron to a stalker.
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame that we're not getting in anymore."

I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF!

CLOSING THE GODDAMN STORE! NO!

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