Chill The Fuck Out × [Lee Jihoon]

The Nasty (iii)

To: scary fairy
From: me

HOONIE PLS
IT'S BEEN FIVE DAYS
IM SORRY
;A;
EVEYONE IS AKING NE WHY U WONT TALK TO ME AND HANNIE
JIHOON PLS

To: me
From: scary fairy

...
....
.....
u disgust me

To: scary fairy
From: me

JIHOON DONT BE LIKE THIS
IM S OR RY

To: me
From: scary fairy

don't talk to me
i can't even
why would u do that on tHE COUCH WE ALL SIT ON THE COUCH SOONYOUNG
CHAN SITS ON THAT COUCH
YOU'RE A MONSTER

To: scary fairy
From: me

NO PLS IT WAS ONLY THAT ONE TIME AND WE DIDNT EVEN GET TO FINISH

To: scary fairy
From: me

STOP
I DONT WANT TO REMEMBER
DONT TALK TO ME
U ARE GROSS
HANDSOAP IS GROSS

-

To: handsoap
From: me

U AND UR BOYFRIEND ARE GROSS TELL HIM TO ATOP TALKING TO MD ALKSHSHSL

To: me
From: handsoap

HyUNG PLS
ITS BEEN FIVE DAYS
WERE SORRY
PLS FORGER WHAT U SAW
IM BEGGING U

To: handsoap
From: me

FUKKCING GET UR BF OFF MY BACK HES ANNOYING AS HELL
AND DONT TALK TO ME EITHER ISSTGG LAKDJSH
IF U GUYS DOJT STOP
ILL TELL ICE CREAM SCOOPS

To: me
From: handsoap

FUKASJUNF OJAY OKAY
DONT TELL

-

To: soonie <3
From: me

BABE ATOP HARRASIBG JIHOIN HYUNF HES GONNA TEKL DAD

To: me
From: soonie <3

FUKKKAING
SHIT
DID HE REALLY SAY THAT

To: soonie <3
From: me

YE S
[image sent]

To: me
From: soonie <3

is he rEALLY THT FUKI NG PETTTY
ONG

-

To: scary fairy
From: me

I CQNNOT BELIEVE U WPULD RAT US OUT
I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST U

To: me
From: scary fairy

ALSKDHSK FUCKING LEAVE NE ALOBE THEN
I NEED TIME TO HEAL

-

Soonyoung stared at his phone before groaning and writing a quick response.

-

To: scary fairy
From: me

... okay.

To: me
From: scary fairy

thank fuck

-

Jihoon sighed in relief before setting his phone down.

He licked his lips thoughtfully before sitting up from where he was laying on the floor.

"You guys want to get something to eat?" He asked Soonyoung and Hansol.

They both looked up in surprise before a relived and happy smile crossed Soonyoung's face while a sheepish one made its way into Hansol's.

"Sure!" The eldest one chirped, "Let me change first though."

"Let me go brush my hair or something." Hansol murmured.

They both shuffled out of the living room, Soonyoung clinging onto Hansol and the younger one wrapped an arm around his waist in return.

Jihoon stared at the couch in disgust.

-

To: scoops
From: me

Do u want to know why I stopped talking to HanSoon
And why I refuse to sit on the couch

To: me
From: scoops

Yes
You didn't even look at them
It's been five days what did they do omg

To: scoops
From: me

Okay, well
five days ago
I caught them fuckING EATING MY CANDY AGAIN
CAN U BELIEVE THAT
THE DISRESPECT
THEY DIDN'T EVEN APOLOGIZE
OR REPLACE THEM
THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE

To: me
From: scoops

...
Is that it

To: scoops
From: me

Of course u wouldn't understand
U know what
I won't even bother anymore
I gotta go, we're going out to eat

To: me
From: scoops

We?

To: scoops
From: me

HanSoon and I

To: me
From: scoops

I thought you were mad at them?

To: scoops
From: me

Ya
But they're paying sooo...

To: me
From: scoops

Oh...
Wait!!!
What about not sitting on the couch???

To: scoops
From: me

Eh
Don't worry about it
Gtgtgtg
I'll bring them back safely

-

"Who are you texting?"

"Jisoo-hyung. I told him where we'd be so the rest of ninety-five line doesn't freak out."

The couple didn't seem to have caught onto Jihoon's lie, peacefully and happily rushing out the door.

"Ya! Kwon Soonyoung! I forgot to mention that you're paying!"

Hansol laughed at Soonyoung's spluttering and Jihoon merely smiled.

-

(The truth is, two days after Jihoon found Soonyoung and Hansol stuffing their faces full of his candy, he walked out of his room to see Hansol's hands laced through Soonyoung's hair, pulling, back arching and Soonyoung whimpering around the cock in his mouth, hands shoved down his sweatpants.

The two idiots thought they were alone in the dorm and they were so wrapped up in what they were doing that they didn't see Jihoon run back into his room to curl up and die on the inside.)