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My Baby Socks

Before, T.O.P oppa's socks were stolen right in front of his eyes by the so ever awesome panda! Right now, T.O.P is still in shock and is currently very angry...

TP: Whoever came up with the plan of stealing my socks, admit it now.

GD: Woo, look who's angry

TY: Come on, it's just a joke, I'm sure Seungri will return them to you tomorrow

TP: Tomorrow?! That's too late! I want it right now!

GD: I think he went somewhere with no wifi, so he probably won't see your message

DS: Seungri, no wifi? I don't think he could survive without that

TY: His chance of survival is even lower if he is connected to wifi. T.O.P might be able to track him with a GPS

GD: Seung Hyun, you're stalking my panda?! HE'S MINE

TP: Can you guys stop putting words into my mouth?

GD: My goodness, this is a warning to everybody- do not stalk Seungri. Do not do anything that involves getting into his privacy. That's for me.

DS: Possessive boyfriend. I like~

TP: I wish my socks would say that, they have absolutely no idea what lengths I have gone to just for their safety. Maybe I should put them into the safety vault.

TY: Too bad you can't stuff your furniture and paintings in that, unless you put it in a storage room.

TP: Good idea, but will Seungri plan to steal them too? If I put them inside a storage room, I won't be able to admire them everyday:(

SR: Hello, the grand heist was very successful! I would like to thank Daesung for distracting T.O.P. Without you, I might not have been able to pull it off.

TP: YOU LITTLE *****

TP: WHERE ARE MY BABY SOCKS

TP: GIVE THEM BACK YOU THEIF

GD: Taeyang, this is our cue to leave.

TY: After you, Jiyong

SR: hehe, maybe another day?

DS: You are very welcome Seungri, but you should know, it was not intentional. I was really talking with T.O.P

TP: As if. Traitor.

DS: I'm being honest. Seungri did not ask me to distract you! Right, Seungri?

SR: I see an entertaining show is about to start...

TP: You two were working together! Against me and my poor, innocent socks

TP: Look into your conscience! Will you forgive yourself for doing such unspeakable things to such defenseless socks?

SR: You're going crazy, socks are not living things

TP: THEY ARE, TO ME.

SR:OK OK OK OK OK I WILL GIVE THEM BACK TO YOU TOMORROW, JUST STOP CALLING THEM YOUR BABIES.

TP: I WANT THEM NOW.

SR: Fine. I don't think I wanna steal things from you. You're too possessive.

TP: Good boy <3

GD: F*** OFF MY BABY