BigBang Texts

Pickup Lines

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Heyyy guys, it's your author here aye
So I realized quite a number of fanfics actually include nc16 stuff. So I thought "why not give it a try?"

It may seem like I want to copy other people but trust me, it's gonna be pretty mild, and it's just pick up lines...so yeah

Obviously I have no experience in writing these kinda stuff so please be kind to my awkward writing.

For those of you who wanted some serious action, I'm terribly sorry but I'm not proficient at writing smut.

CREDS TO GOOGLE.

Here you go- NYONGTORY: Pickup Lines

GD: You wanna know what's big?

SR: umm...I'd rather not

GD: No? Well, I'm still gonna tell you the answer.

GD: You know what it is?

SR: no

GD: MY HOUSE AHAHAHA

SR: okayyy

GD: That wasn't funny? Wait, I have more!

GD: There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus

SR: What the heck boi

SR: Did you get this from one of the hyungs?

GD: Don't call me boi, call me your boi

SR: I'm not in the mood

GD: aw, shit. WAIT, can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an angel.

SR: even if I wanted to, I can't

GD: Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

SR: I tour around the world with my band 'BIGBANG'

GD: you silly! That was a rhetorical question

SR: oh

GD: Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me

SR: No duh, I'm holding it, how else am I suppose to text you if it's in my backpocket?

 GD: *eye roll emoji* IT'S A PICK UP LINE, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS

SR: yikes, quit with the caps

GD: fine, but you know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.

SR: you've done that 3 times this week, isn't that enough?

(^I felt like I was sinning)

GD: I AM SO DONE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW