Prison Class

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Jake: damn this fuckin school.
Guard: listen up bitches every gangster goes to prison at least once so time to survive fools.
I walked over to this door and stood there for a while then opened the door.
Jake: hell no u can't be fuckin serious.
Guard: yes dumbass bathroom survival now u will get no rags just soap and uuh meet the fags.
Jake: wait what.
The gaurd called out some big hulk looking fags.

Jake: u expect us to bathe with these guys are u fuckin crazy I mean I this guy over here has an ass hole the size of Russia and that guy has a dick the size of the Eiffel tower.
Gaurd: yes have fun fools.
I got into the shower naked and all these fuckers kept staring at me. I was soaping myself and not paying attention then BOOM the soap dropped all of a sudden this nigga walks up with flexing his pecs that were the size of man hole covers and singing these gay ass songs
Gay:🎶hello is it me your looking for I can see it your eyes.🎶 do u like peniscaladas🎶
Jake: what Aah fuck this shit.
I went super sayian god on that fool.

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He left on a stretcher bleeding through his ass after I shoved another gays head up in there and the worst part is he liked it.
Gaurd: nice work bitch u may survive just yet.
Now to your next class whores weed class let's so how high u get in there ha ha ha u see what I did there u know because makes u ha ha high and oh never mind fuck u and get out.

DAMN AND I THOUGHT SHIT COULDNT GET ANY WEIRDER
WELL LETS SEE NEXT TIME ON GANGSTER HIGH.
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