What Is Said When They Stub Their Toe ~ Featuring The Signs:
Aries: GOD F*CKING DAMN IT *breaks down door*
Taurus: SH*T MAN
Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR
Cancer: F*CK *sobs* YOU *sobs intensify*
Leo: *screams while lying face down in a bed*
Virgo: THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES
Libra: Goodbye cruel world...
Scorpio: *rips door off of hinges* NO MORE
Sagittarius: *hits the door* STOP
Capricorn: *bites their fist* No... I'm fine... I swear it's totally not broken...
Aquarius: THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE
Pisces: BUT WHY ME
STAI LEGGENDO
Zodiac Signs
Casuale♈Aries~ March 21st to April 19th ♉Taurus~ April 20st to May 20st ♊Gemini~ May 21st to June 20th ♋Cancer~ June 21st to July 22nd ♌Leo~ July 23rd to August 22nd ♍Virgo~ August 22nd to September 22nd ♎Libra~ September 23rd to October 22nd ...
