princessfrompluto: hey
princessfrompluto: are you there
princessfrompluto: I'm just really bored
princessfrompluto: my best friend maya invited me over
princessfrompluto: but she also invited lucas
princessfrompluto: and now they're making out on the couch
princessfrompluto: it's really disturbing
princessfrompluto: I think they forgot I'm here
princessfrompluto: my virgin eyes hurt
princessfrompluto: I think they're gonna have sex
princessfrompluto: I'm disturbed
princessfrompluto: I don't think I can sit on maya's couch anymore
princessfrompluto: OMG
princessfrompluto: LUCAS TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT
princessfrompluto: HELP ME
princessfrompluto: I'M TRYING TO ESCAPE
princessfrompluto: FARKLE!!!
princessfrompluto: SAVE ME!!!
YOU ARE READING
Belgium 1831
Fanfictionprincessfrompluto : hey!! farklethegenius : um... farklethegenius : who are you? [in which two teenagers meet on an app named kik because of Belgium 1831]
