Levy and Gajeel

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Levy: Hey Gajeel!

Gajeel: Heya Shrimp

Levy: So I was reading this book...

Gajeel: Whoa I never would have thought!? Shrimp reading a book?? iM SO SURPRISED

Levy: Alright alright I get it. I read to much

Gajeel: haha just kidding. I love it when you read.

Levy: And I love it when you use correct punctuation! 

Gajeel: Gihee! (Is this his laugh?? idk)

Levy: Anyway, this book was a riddle book! So I want to text them to you, and see if you can guess them!

Gajeel: Guess them? I'll get every damn one of them right!

Levy: We'll see... ;)

Levy: What can you catch but not throw??

Gajeel: Are you serious?? Give me a harder one next time. It's a cold.

Levy: Aww you got it. But I was going easy on you...How about this one?

Levy: What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Gajeel: HA! YOUR BREATH!

Gajeel: Is that the best you could do ey Shrimp??

Levy: Third time's the charm! Beat this!

Levy: Two fathers and their two sons got fishing. They each catch one fish to take home with them. They all catch a fish, and yet when they arrive at home, there are only 3 fish. How can this be? 

Gajeel: ...

Gajeel: WTF! THIS ISNT EVEN TRUE! LIKE WHAT

Levy: NOW YOU KNOW WHAT DESPAIR FEELS LIKE! HAHA!

Levy: I feel so accomplished! This one was easy!!

Gajeel: Really? Then what is the answer?

Levy: The only people that went fishing were a grandfather, his son, and his grandson. 

Levy: GET RECKED

Levy: No one's going to guess this! I'm going to ask the whole guild! MWAHAHAHA

Gajeel: I did not realize you were that evil Shrimp...I like it ;)

Levy: Evil? Meme?

Gajeel: WHOA

Levy: I dont get what you MEME

Gajeel: STOP I CANT DEAL

Gajeel: You are more evil then I thought!

Gajeel: Evil Shrimp!

Levy: AHAHA IM SO MEME

Hi! I'm going to try and get back into updating at least once a week, so MAYBE expect an update later this week! But only if I get some ideas, but that will be unlikely. :(

DID YOU GUYS GET THE RIDDLES WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE ANSWERS?? YOU PROBABLY DID CUZ YOU GUYS ARE ALL SMART! haha i was totally fooled on the last one...

also i'll try to lengthen my chapters more 

ugg and meme ending?! WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

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