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Lifeline | Henley Coleman

So, do I just call you Lifeline?

That works. You need a tutor?

Can I call you Li instead? Shorter, plus it's cute!

Uh, yeah I guess.

Wait I just realized that's a Chinese surname.

Um.

HAHAHA okay Li, are you Chinese?

Are you looking for a tutor or not?

Yes! Yes I am. But let me warn you I'm a very very special case.

Because you can't stop talking?

I am the most hopeless of hopeless cases you'll ever find.

No surprise. I mean, that's why we're here.

But I'm like really really hard to teach.

Please, I'm THE Lifeline, no ass I can't save.

You are my last hope anyway.

I always am.

Okay give me your name, year and major.

Henley Leighton Coleman, second year Chemistry major.

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