100 Things To Not Do...EVER

11: Don't Watch The Martian

WARNING: THIS CHAPTER WILL HAVE CURSING. IF YOU FEEL OFFENDED, DON'T READ IT.

ily xx <3

*watching*

Guy: *gets separated from team*

*spaceship crashes*

Me: oh lol sucks for him I guess

*wire goes into his stomach when it crashes*

Me: umm...well then...ouch..

*gets tools to take wire out*

Me: O.O NOOOO

*pulls wire after cutting hole
in skin*

Me: OK, not that ba-

*blood spurts out*

Me: AAAHHHHHH :O

Guy: "Fuck!"

Me: I-i thought t-this was PG-13?!

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*time skip lol sucks for u*

Guy(who I just now figured out is named Bob or some shit) :

Im stuck on Mars.

Me: well no duh dumbass

Bob: With limited food.

Me:
How...   :O

Bob: Alone.

Me: -_- oh no reallllyy? I thought there would be a penguin or something on there -.-

Bob: Fuck.

Me: SAY THAT ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I SWEAR TO GOD

*flips table*

Me: YALL TOLD ME THIS WAS PG-FUCKING-13.
BUT ITS NOT.
SUCK MY BALLS MPAA FOR REAL THOUGH I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW. SCREW. YOU.

....

well then.

0-100 real quick.

I gotta question...

WHO WANTS A Q&A?!!

*only one to raise hand*

*dead silence*

TBH I don't even care. you're doing this Q&A if I have to force feed it into you

Wow that sounds wrong...

Ok moving on...

Just message me or type in the comments anything you would want to ask me!

I'll do this as soon as I typed out all the questions, those who asked the questions and those who wanted to be a person who asked a question but then the question askers had too many questions to ask so they asked the people who didn't get to ask the question to ask it for them so they could stalk me.

I'm sorry I'm high.

ILY so so much <3
You're beautiful and amazing and fabulous and don't let anyone tell you you're not :)