I was jst reading my favourite poloticks magasine when dere were a loud *ZING* and the crappy air conditining got hotr (Like sharknado 2:the second one without the second and like sharknado without sharks). and suddenly i were outside the black hut. Looking down i realised i was in Amerik-ah.
I have short hair but long hair is my fave. i were a wig cuz i love bores johnson und i wera a suit cuz i like hilary.
Luuking arounz i new he was nereby. I smelt his hevenly aroma (Greatness and crippling depression).
Then i saw HIM. "Hi, im mexican but i wanna buid a wal so they cant arrest me again" he turned a round in slo mo and his lousios locs blew in da wind like a Big bush. "Haloooo i em donalds trumper nd i will comply and we will do dis togther as a damily. want to come live wit meh und my wife?" "Okay" i luuked into hes eyes and saw a dead soul. it was amazng!
I folled im 2 his place. suddenly he truned around and held my hands. he leant over and tickled my nips and i liked it. he had a wyfe so yah. i saw his manson was small but i knew we could manage together and went inside. LUV IT!
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My Trumpz (A donaldtrumpxy/n fan fic)
Humory/n is just a 14 years olde boe with no friendz or lyfe until he mets someone who turnered his lyfe a round. :)
