"50 shades of grey is only 'romantic' because he's a billionaire. If he lived in a trailer park it would be an episode of Criminal minds" - Criminal mind fan
"Last night I did a fappymatsu" - That white kid.
"People say you are what you but I eat pussi" - germ (not her name but close
"Care to elaborate on why I heard you sounding like a fucking Hentai slut all night" - Vince (meh oc)
"Life is a like smol bean, you may look cute and adorable but life wants to fuck you in the ass #Fangirlswantsmolbeansassets" -Me
"How about we go back to my place and do some math : add a bed minus are clothes divide your legs and multiply" -Reid