zodiac signs.

What the Signs say when they stub their toe

Aries- GOD FUCKING DAMN IT *breaks down the door*

Taurus- SHIT MAN

Gemini- FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR

Cancer- FUCK *sobs* YOU *sobs intensifies*

Leo- Screams while lying face down on bed

Virgo- THIS WOUNDNT HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES

Libra- Goodbye cruel world 

Scorpio- *rips door off of hinges* NO MORE

Sagittarius- *hits the door* STOP

Capricorn- *bites their fist* No I'm fine I swear it's totally not broken 

Aquarius- THAT DOOR WASNT THERE BEFORE 

Pisces- BUT WHY ME