zodiac signs.

How The Signs Got Expelled From School

Aries: Breaking someone's nose

Taurus: Order dozens of pizza on the principal's credit card

Gemini: Changed their grades on a teacher's computer

Cancer: Called the teacher a stupid cunt

Leo: Got caught watching hentai during class

Virgo: Hacked the school's wifi and disabled firewalls

Libra: Snuck vodka into a bottle water, threw up in class

Scorpio: Stalking a cute teacher outside of school

Sagittarius: Brought their cat to school and it scratched someone

Capricorn: Had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall

Aquarius: Threatened someone with a pair of scissors

Pisces: Pulled the fire alarm to get out of taking a test they didn't study for

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