In Choir
The typical Happy Few: *walking to the elevator*
Me: The best part about it was your face.
Friend 4: Yeah. That whole look of "What the hell?" was just plastered all over it!
Friend 1: Well she said "Hey *Friend 1*, I know you didn't sign up for this, but here, take a kid to compliment!". Imagine if that were you!
Friend 2: He's got a point. We all in here?
All: *sees Friend 3 isn't in the elevator*
Friend 4: *looks at the chapel door* BYE *FRIEND 3*!!
Friend 3: *sprints out* *jumps in just as the door was about to shut* Yuss!! Oh crap!! *Girl* was following me...
Girl: *running* *Friend 3*!!
All: C'MON *GIRL*!!
*as the elevator is shutting*
Girl: *gets shut out*
Friend 3: Oh wait! *hits Door Open button* I forgot about these.
Girl: *walks in* Thanks...
Friend 3: *in a deep voice* You were lucky I was nice enough to let you in!
Friend 4: You wanna hear nice? Ruthie, are those photos of *Friend 1* sleeping on the tour bus floating somewhere on social media?
Friend 1: *goes from laughing to looking at me with a look of fear*
Me: *looks at him*
Friend 1: *fear turns to dread*
Me: *looks at him*
Friend 1: *dread turns into a look of morbidity*
Me: No.
Friend 1: *INSTANT relief* Ohmygod! IthinkIalmostpassedout-
Me: *looks away dramatically* But they could be.
Friend 1: *looks petrified*
Me: But I have respect for you, *Friend 1*, and I don't want to lose that.
Friend 1: Nor I want to lose mine with you-
Me: But if you push buttons with me, photos will be leaked. If you cross my line... Well whose to say that those photos will still be the least of your worries? *walks out of the elevator* *turns around and smiles* But my fuse is quite long, and you don't really do anything to ignite it, so you should have nothing to worry about!
Friend 1: *looks at Friend 2* Okay, now you are the second scariest girl in this group.
While Friend 1 and I were talking, the rest of them we actually just standing there, amazed that I scared Friend 3, who isn't scared by anything.
