Marionette: "The word please doesn't make me any money, kid."
Red: "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
Mangle: "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing...Good thing I'm an uncle. Avenge me, kids. AVENGE ME!"
Balloon Boy: "Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face."
Bonnie: "You see, it's, it's funny because marriage is terrible!" (Anybody know the joke? Any Gravity Falls fans?)
Springtrap: "Yes, YES! Burn the child!"
Bon Bon: "I was awoken by the sound of mockery. Where is it? Show me the object of ridicule."
Vincent: "Wash off the shame, Stan. Wash off the shame."
Foxy: "Would it be wrong to punch a child?"
Mike: "Well! I learned nothing!"
Scott: "Darn beautiful men! Always eating out of my trash!"
Jeremy: "Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!"