Bonnie: So I was thinking, what if I accidently
...possibly...somehow fed Springtrap's party invitation to my dog...?
Red: You don't have a dog.
Bonnie: Accidentally fell into a black hole...?
Red: No.
Bonnie: Dropped it into a burning fire-
Red: ......
Bonnie: As I was about to put the invitation in the mail box, a group of raging teens swooped by and smashed it with spiked pitchforks then robbed me.
Red: Are you done yet-
Bonnie: But all they took was Springtrap's invitation.
Red: You made invites to your party.
Bonnie: Oh shit, you're right