Patrick the magical fairy godmother rained sparkles and rainbows over all the gays and spoke in a soul voice,
"Brreeenkodn..."
There was a long pause before he spoke again.
"I have come with a powerful message for your anus"
Brendon was interested now and ripped off his ears and held them close to Patrick's faaacee.
"Listen closely emo motherfuckers
THIS IS PATRICK!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!"
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And he burst into flames and sank into the ground.
-I don't know what the fuck this chapter is
YOU ARE READING
Welcome to hell
RandomWelcome to hell where everybody has died for their sins (not tragedies).
