• "You guys can't hurt my feelings because I have none."
• (after every test/quiz when we're leaving) "Bye, don't hate me."
• (Handing out Smarties) "If you guys snort or smoke these, I'll kick your butts."
• Other physics teacher: "Statistics is black magic with numbers."
• "If you don't clean that up, I will break all of your fingers."
• "Pull out your worksheets and pretend to work on them for a few minutes."
• "It's really warm in here. I'm surprised Zane hasn't complained yet."
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High School: What I've Learned
RandomThe important things I learned in school, unintentionally taught by my friends and teachers.
